Do you know why Frankenstein the monster never had any children?
Because his nuts are in his neck!
Category: riddles
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?…
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
– Take him for a drag.
Man With a Mask
A man with a mask is chasing a man with a stick on a dirt path. There are
people all around, but nobody is concerned. Why?
Because it’s a baseball game!
What do you call a woman with no arms and…
What do you call a woman with no arms and no
legs floating down the river?
Flo
anteater
Q.What do you call a anteater that doesn’t eat ants?
A.An anti-eater!
Patient’s Brain Problem
Patient:Doctor!Doctor!I’m having a problem remembring what I
just said.
Doctor:When did you first notice the problem?
Patient:What problem?!
One Story Blue House
Q: There was a one story house and everything inside was blue. So what
color were the books?
A: Blue.
Q: So what color were the walls?
A: Blue.
Q: What color were the beds?
A: Blue.
Q: What color were the stairs?
A: If you say “blue,” you’re wrong! It was a one story house. It doesn’t
have any stairs.
Ha-ha Riddle
What goes ha-ha-ha-thunk?(Scroll… down)A man laughing his head off…
What do you get when you cross an elephant…
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter?
either -A jar of peanut butter with a very good memory
or -An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Why does it take millions of sperm to fertilize…
Why does it take millions of sperm to fertilize one egg?
They won’t ask for directions!
Bearded Mouth
Q: What looks like a mouth with a beard?
A: Use your perverted imagination. Ok, ok, I’ll use mine. A pussy.
Why didn’t the skelton cross the road?…
Why didn’t the skelton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.