Whats hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and hard to
get into?
A Coconut.
Category: riddles
apple and worm
What did the apple say to the worm?
You’re boring me.
Old Puffer
What huffs and puffs for 10 minutes before squirting a sticky white mess
into your hand?
An almost empty bottle of shampoo.
Who?
What has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation.
What is it?
Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona does not have one.
And a priest does not use his. What is it?
A last name.
Blow it Dry
Why do wemen fart after they pee?
So they can blow it dry.
What’s the difference between a woman in church…
What’s the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
Which Meal
You just ate a meal, consisting of the side of a dead animal; the unborn
child of a winged creature; and a weed that has been thrashed, baked, then
burned. What meal of the day did you eat?
Breakfast. You ate bacon, eggs, ang toast.
What’s green and looks like a bucket?…
What’s green and looks like a bucket?
A green bucket.
What’s up?
A Guy talking to another guy:
Guy #1: What’s up?
Guy #2: My dick!
Pregnant woman and a light bulb
Q: What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
Why do elephants have wrinkled knees?…
Why do elephants have wrinkled knees?
– Playing marbles.