Category: riddles

What do you call two Lesbians in a canoe?

Fur traders!

I am going to ask you three questions. And you have to answer
them instantly. You can’t take your time, you HAVE to answer
immediately. O.K.? Let’s find out just how clever you really
are…

Ready?

GO!!!

First Question:

You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second.
What position do you finish?

NOW! See the answer below
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Answer:
If you answer that you arrived first, than you are absolutely
wrong!!! Because you overtake the second so you arrived second!!

To answer the second question, don’t take as much time as you
took for the first question.

Second Question:

If you overtake the last then you arrive…?
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Answer:
If you answer that you arrived second last then you are wrong
again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST!!! The question
was wrong!

Third Question:

Subject: Very Very Tricky Maths, lol!
Note: This riddle must be don IN YOUR HEAD ONLY and NOT using
paper and a pen.
Try it –

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 10.
What is the total? (scroll down for answer)
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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don’t believe it? Check with your calculator!
The decimal sequence confuses our brain, that always jumps to
the highest decimals (100s instead of 10s)

why did the snow man pull down his pants?

because he heard the snow blower was coming.

What ghost haunts a sports team?

Team spririt.

Every fall the Ace Hotel saw the pilgrimage of the Blue
Society in their quest to watch the leaves change color.
They counted their nickels and drank large quanties of tea,
but otherwise, were no trouble except for this year. One of
their members was a thief. Hotel rooms were invaded and
wallets were stolen. Then the hotel called in a detective.
The detective ordered dinner in his room where he could
devise a plan of capture. First, the maid came in to deliver
fresh towels. Then a newlywed couple, locked in embrace,
accidentially entered his room before making an apologetic
departure. Next, an elderly lady knocked and entered, then
apologized when she saw it was the detective’s room and not
hers. Then room service knocked bringing in the detective’s
dinner. Half-way through dinner he suddenly knew who the
prime suspect was. Who?

SOLUTION:
It was the elderly lady. If she had really thought it was
her room, she wouldn’t have knocked before entering.

I have marble walls of white,
So fine, so soft.
Hidden treasure burried inside,
That can never be discovered
until it breaks out.
Nobody can seal my tresure,
no thief so experianced
as to break inside.
My marble walls are my locks,
There is no way in,
just a way out,
yet a few weeks,
and where is my tresure?
Gone, disappeared.
Or has it?
Has it broken free at last?

What am I?
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An egg!

What’s pink and drags along the ocean floor?

Moby’s Dick.

What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

A hole.

What do you get when you mix a virgin and a waterbed?

– A Cherry Float!

How do you make a hormone?

Kick her in the shins.

What do you call a nun that has died and gone to heaven?

Nun of the above.

What’s big and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas?

Your head!