Category: riddles

What do you call three hippies having a yard sale?

Dealers!

What was the last thing going through the fly’s mind when it hit the car
windshield?

It’s hind legs!

What does a gay frog sound like?”RUBIT”What does a japenese artist sound like when he sneezes?”HI-CUE”WHY do bald people put holes in there pockets?So they can rub there fingers through their hair”

Q: “What kind of meters can kill you?” A: Kilomeaters!!!!

The maker doesn’t want it;
The buyer doesn’t use it;
And the user doesn’t see it.
What is it?

It’s…a coffin!

Q. If seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea, what are they called when they fly over the bay?A. bagels———————————————————————-Q. What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor?A. Make me one with everything.———————————————————————-Q. What’s the name of the ninth reindeer?A. Olive as in ‘olive the other reindeer’.———————————————————————-Q. What did George Washington say to his men before they got into the boat to cross the Potomac River?A. Men …. get in the boat…———————————————————————-Q. Why is a Texas tornado like a Tennessee divorce?A. Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer.

Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.

How do you get off a non-stop flight?How do you write zero in Roman numerals?If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing “Happy Birthday?”If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?If Barbie’s so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?If blind people wear dark glasses, why don’t deaf people wear earmuffs?If cats and dogs didn’t have fur would we still pet them?If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of ?If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?If swimming is good for your shape, then why do whales look the way they do?If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child?Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game,” when we are already there?Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?– Always: Julia

I have a thousand arms and a million legs and four billion eyes.
What am I?

A big fat liar.

What’s black, white, green and brown?

A cow in a muddy field with a runny nose.

Q. What did the 0 say to the 8?A. I like your belt!–Submitted by Karina

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

It didn’t peel good.