Category: riddles

What’s gross?

Two twins conjoined at the tongue.

What’s grosser than that?

One of them throws up.

Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long oneMichael J. Fox has a short oneMadonna doesn’t have one andBill Clinton uses his a lot What is “it”?A last name!Now what were you thinking?

Q: In what state was Abraham Lincoln born?

A: Naked and screaming, like the rest of us.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

– To escape an oppressive military regime.

You cannot see it, you cannot touch it, it isn’t a liquid, it isn’t a
solid, it isn’t a gas, but it can be broken.
What is it?

Silence.

How do you curcumsize a whale?

You use four skin divers.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

He knows all the Hoe, Hoe, Hoes!

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, but a comma shows a
pause at the end of a clause.

What’s the difference between a mathematician, a physicist and
an engineer?

A mathematician assumes that a series is divergent until the
opposite has been proven.

A physicist assumes that a series is convergent until the
opposite has been proven.

An engineer assumes that a series is convergent even though
the opposite has been proven.

1. What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back to u?

a. A stick.

2. Whats wrong with this:
a b c d e f g h i j k m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

a. noel

3. What did 1 magnet say to the other?

a. I find u attractive.

4. My dogs name is camera. He snaps a lot.

5. Why did the chicken cross the road?

a. Colonel Sanders was gaining on him.

Why was six scared of seven

Because seven eight nine.

A man was locked inside a room with only a bed,calander, and a piano…How
did he eat drink and get out of the room?

He ate the dates off the calander, drank of the springs from the bed, and
escaped from the keys of the piano.