Q. What do you call edible poop?
A. An assbrown.
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Q. What do you call edible poop?
A. An assbrown.
Whats the similarity between KFC and a woman?
Breasts and a greasy box to put your bone in.
What do trees drink at parties?
Root Beer.
There people die, person 1, person 2, and person 3.Persons 2 and
3 saw person 1 walking with this really ugly guy/girl. they said
eeewwww. Why are you walking with that really ugly guy/gurl.
Person 1 said its my punishment for walking on the clouds. The
Next day they saw person 3 walking with this really ugly
guy/girl. they asked why are you walking with that really ugly
guy/girl. He/She answered with thats my punishment for walking
on the clouds. Then the next day persons 1 and 3 saw person 2
walking with this really fine guy/girl. They said why are you
walking with that fine guy/girl. they guy/girl replied its my
punishment fot walking on the clouds
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat.
She asked if it was dead or alive.
“Dead,” she was informed.
“How do you know?”, she asked.
“Because I pissed in his ear and it didn’t move,” said the child
innocently.
“You did WHAT?!?”, the teacher squealed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘pssst’
and
he didn’t move.”
What do you call a gay dentist?
– A tooth fairy.
Who was bigger… Mrs. Bigger or her baby?
Her baby was a little Bigger!
A guy decides it’s time to get marry. He gives each of his current
girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes, puts $800 in the bank.
Second spends $800 on clothes, puts $200 in the bank. Third puts the whole
$1,000 in the bank.
Q: Which one did he marry?
A: The one with the big boobs.
What is old and wrinkled and hangs out your shorts?
– Your mother.
What’s the easiest thing to get into but hard to get out of??
Trouble.
What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re dead.
What kind of car does a midget drive?
A minivan.