Walking on the Clouds

There people die, person 1, person 2, and person 3.Persons 2 and
3 saw person 1 walking with this really ugly guy/girl. they said
eeewwww. Why are you walking with that really ugly guy/gurl.
Person 1 said its my punishment for walking on the clouds. The
Next day they saw person 3 walking with this really ugly
guy/girl. they asked why are you walking with that really ugly
guy/girl. He/She answered with thats my punishment for walking
on the clouds. Then the next day persons 1 and 3 saw person 2
walking with this really fine guy/girl. They said why are you
walking with that fine guy/girl. they guy/girl replied its my
punishment fot walking on the clouds

found a cat

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat.
She asked if it was dead or alive.
“Dead,” she was informed.
“How do you know?”, she asked.
“Because I pissed in his ear and it didn’t move,” said the child
innocently.
“You did WHAT?!?”, the teacher squealed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘pssst’
and
he didn’t move.”