Category: riddles

How can you tell if you’re in Canada?

In July the standard greeting is ‘have a nice day’
In January it’s ‘have an ice day’

Whats the definition of gross?
When a varsity cheerleader does the splits and eight class rings fall out.

There was a guy who walked in a bar and asked for a glass of water.
The bar tender pulled a gun on the man.The man put some money on the
counter,said, “Thank you!” and left..why?

The man had the hiccups,and the gun the bartender pulled scared the
hiccups out of him.

Why can’t you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?

You need a camera to take a picture!

– It didn’t have the guts to do it.

Q: What’s the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the pencil say to the eraser?

Nothing, pencils can’t talk!

What did the big chimney says to the little chimney?

You are too little to smoke.

Two brothers walk in to a bar and one brother gets in a fight with the
bartender. He pulls a gun and shoots the bartender in the head. When he
goes to court, the judge says “although you are guilty, I can not put you
in jail, for I would be arresting an innocent man.” Why?

The brothers are siamese twins.

What did Hannibal the Cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

– Wiped his ass.

Purple.

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.