Category: politics

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It’s irrelevant; they still don’t know they’re in the dark!

WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS!

If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service,” DO NOT OPEN IT!

This group operates a scam around this time every year. Their letter claims that you owe them money, which they will take and use to pay for the operation of essential functions of the United States government.

This is untrue! The money the IRS collects is used to fund various other corporations which depend on subsidies to stay in business. This organization has ties to another shady outfit called the Social Security Administration, who claim to take money from your regular paychecks and save it for your retirement.

In truth, the SSA uses the money to pay for the same misguided corporate welfare the IRS helps mastermind. These scam artists have bilked honest, hard working Americans out of billions of dollars. Don’t be among them!

FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!

An attractive woman was leaving the White House after completing an
appointment. She walked the length of the hall to the elevator, where she
pressed the button.When the elevator arrived, the doors opened revealing
President Clinton standing inside next to the row of floor buttons. He smiled,
looked at the woman, and said, “Are you going down?”

The woman replied, ” No, I don’t work here.”

A new diet study concludes that skipping meals every other day may actually benefit one’s health.

In response, President Bush proposed a new budget cut to improve the health of the poor.

What’s the difference between Sprint and Monica Lewinsky?

They’re both ten cents a minute, but you can always bargain.

Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is
seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but
don’t.

Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.

Bill Clinton was riding a horse in a parade. When it was over, he commented to
Hillary that the horse he was riding must have been quite a stallion. Hillary
said that she knew the horse he was riding happened to be a gelding.

Bill said, “I know it was a stallion because I kept hearing people say, ‘Look
at the dick on that horse!'”

What is the difference between bush’s tie and horse’s tail ?

horse’s tail covers the whole asshole.

There was a rumor leaked to the Press today. There is a “UNIBANGER” on the loose in the White House.

Due to critical problems with prior issues, it was announced today
that new Treasury Bonds will soon be issued:

The Monica, does not mature;
The Gore, has no interest;
The Clinton, has no principle

If the opposite of “pro” is “con”,
then the opposite of “progress” is “congress”.