Category: politics

God called the various world leaders including past leaders for an appraisal.Bush,Blair, Shroder,Iddi Amin of Uganda,Mugabe of Zimbabwe, Charles Taylor of Liberia,Eyadema of Togo and Sani Abach of Nigeria.When it got to Bush God stood up and congratulated him for fighting terrorism the same applies to Blair.God stood up and thank Shroder for revamping Germanis economy.When it got to the African Presidents God sat down, when confronted by angel Gabriel why he sat down, God said “IF YOU JOKE WITH THIS PEOPLE THEY CAN EASILY COLLECT YOUR SEAT”
YAMBOR MOSES
CENTRAL UNIVERSITY
ACCRA-GHANA

Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:

HONK! If you had sex with the President
Clinton: We forgive you…Now Resign!
Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency
Adultery IS NOT a family value
Does character matter YET?
One More Whore And We Get Gore
Bill Clinton: Commander in Heat
My President Fooled Around with Your Honor Student
Jail to the Chief
Today kids no longer play doctor, they play President
The Clinton Creed: Take Credit Not Responsibility
If his private life doesn’t matter, let him date your daughter.
Save the President: Legalize Perjury
Two terms for Clinton: the second in jail
Clinton: Our Nation’s Fondling Father

Q: Did you know that Clinton’s cat can play Chess?A: Inside Information: The cat isn’t really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.

Why does Monica Lewinsky have chubby cheeks?

She’s withholding evidence!

(and yes, these really did air during the interview)

5. Victoria’s Secret lingerie.

4. Burger King – featuring the song “It’s My Party, and I’ll Cry if I Want To.”

3. Oral-B Deluxe.

2. A promo for the TV movie “Cleopatra,” with the following voice-over: “When she was only 20, she seduced the most powerful leader in the world.”

1. Maytag’s Neptune washing machine – “It actually has the power to remove stains!” Anyway, it’s something to think about.

Clinton and Gore: They have what it takes to take what you’ve got!

Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?A: Neither one is very bright.

Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen?
People were confused about which side to spit on.

Abolish the tricolor in flavor of a new flag: a whoite cross emblazoned on a white background.

American to Frenchman: “Do you speak German?”” Frenchman “”No””
American””You’re welcome””

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One Sunday morning Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White House and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in Georgetown and his name is Matt.”

After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. “Honey, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married a long time. She’s a wonderful wife but she’s never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Matt is actually your half-brother, and I’m afraid you can’t marry him.”

Chelsea was heartbroken. After eight months, she eventually started dating again. A year later she came home and very proudly announced, “Robert asked me to marry him! We’re getting married in June.”

Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. “Robert is your half-brother too, honey. I’m awfully sorry about this.”

Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her mother with the news. “Dad has done so much harm. I guess I’m never going to get married,” she complained. “Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the guy is my halfbrother.”

Hillary just shook her head. “Don’t pay any attention to what he says, dear. He’s not really your father.”

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by
a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the
menu…
Broiled Missionary: $25.00
Fried Explorer: $35.00
Baked Politician: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference
for the politician?” The cook replied, “Simple – have you ever tried to clean
one of them?”

G.W.Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid.
So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, “Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you.” She calls Tony Blair in and asks, “Tony, your parents had a baby. It isn’t your sister and it isn’t your brother. Who is it?”

Tony Blair replies, “It’s me!”

So G.W. calls Dick Cheney and says, “Dick, your parents had a baby. It isn’t your sister and it isn’t your brother. Who is it?”

And Cheney says, “Wow, that’s a tough one. Let me get back to you.”

So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says, “Colin, your parents had a baby. It isn’t your sister and it isn’t your brother. Who is it?” And Colin Powell says, “It’s me!”

So Cheney calls Bush and says, “It’s Colin Powell.”

And Bush says, “No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

Did you know that Monica Lewinsky is moving to North Carolina?
She doesn’t know exactly where she’ll live, but it’s a toss-up between Blowing Rock and Morehead City.