Category: politics

Some are getting tired of this ongoing saga. Since the media won’t give it a rest and move on, we recommend playing the following game during any network or local news shows, “special reports,” news magazines (i.e.,Dateline, 20/20, etc), talk shows, or any other appropriate TV shows.Guaranteed to make watching this story more entertaining or your money back!Beverages required to play the game: Each player must have a beer handy, a liquor appropriate for pouring shots is also required (tequila or rum is preferred).RULES OF PLAY- If a TV announcer says “Castro” everyone in the room must salute with their left hand. The last person to do so must take a shot. If anyone salutes with their right hand accidentally, they also have to take a shot.- If the photo of the SWAT “gunman” is shown, everyone must act scared. The last person to do so must take a shot and then go into a closet until he is “rescued” by another player.- If the TV announcer says “fisherman,” everyone must press their palms together and make a swimming move with their hands. The last person to do so must chug whatever beer remains in their glass.- If a child psychologist is interviewed, everyone must stroke his/her chin and say, “I see.” The first person to do so becomes the “psychologist” and gets to administer shots to any players he/she deems in need of mood improvement.- During any interview of a Member of Congress, everyone must shout, “bullshit!” The last person to do so drinks.- If the TV announcer says “Miami relatives” everyone must shout out either “Lazaro” or “Marisleysis”. A count is made of how many players said each name. Everyone who called out the more popular name has to take a drink of beer.- Whenever the station goes “live to Little Havana” everyone must stand up and dance. The last person on their feet has to do a shot.- If Marisleysis is shown crying everyone must yell “knock it off” and then take a drink of beer.- If Juan Miguel Gonzales is shown carrying his “other son” everyone must yell “wahhhhh” like a baby for as long as they can on one breath. The last person to stop gets to pick a person to do a shot.- If Elian Gonzales returns to Cuba with his father, everyone shouts “Thank God.” The game is then over.

My other car was cancelled by the Clinton Tax Bill.

There’s a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, little Johnny. The teacher asks little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, “I’m not a Bush fan.” The teacher says, “Why aren’t you a Bush fan?” Johnny says, “Because I’m a Clinton fan.” The teacher asks why he’s a Clinton fan. The boy says, “Well, my mom’s a Clinton fan and my dad’s a Clinton fan, so I’m a Clinton fan!” The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, “What if you’re mom was a moron and you’re dad was an idiot, what would that make you?” Johnny says, “That would make me a Bush fan!”

Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?A: No fee–If No Recovery!

What has four legs and smells like fish?

Clinton’s desk.

You’ve argued that art has a “moral foundation set in Western values.”

Ariel Sheron fucked Laura Bush (wife of Bush junior), after 9 months
she gave birth to a baby. Bush turned angry when came to know and raised
a logical query who did this daring act. And asked for CIA to unfold the mystry as soon as possible.

Hardly an hour a news with title Laura Bush mystry revealed, published at
CNN & BBC websites …….

A website (ofcourse a muslim group) took the responsibility ..founded by Mosad & CIA.

EUREKA! The Discovery that political conservatism is determined by the genes opens a window on a brighter tomorrow. (After all, who would actually choose to be Republican?) By Daniel MendelsohnThe startling discovery that affiliation with the Republican Party is genetically determined, announced by scientists in the current issue of the journal Nurture, threatens to overshadow the announcement by scientists that there might be a gene for homosexuality in men. Reports of the gene that codes for political conservatism, discovered after a long study of quintuplets in Orange County, Calif., has sent shock waves through the medical, political and golfing communities. Psychologists and psychoanalysts have long believed that Republicans’ unnatural and frequently unconstitutional tendencies result from unhealthy family life — a remarkable high percentage of Republicans had authoritarian, domineering fathers and emotionally distant mothers who didn’t teach them how to be kind and gentle. But biologists have long suspected that conservatism in inherited. “After all,” said on author of the Nurture article, “it’s quite common for a Republican to have a brother or sister who is a Republican.” The finding has been greeted with relief by parents and friends of Republicans, who have tended to blame themselves for the political views of otherwise lovable people — their children, friends and unindicted co-conspirators. One mother, a long time Democrat, clasped her hands in ecstasy on hearing of the findings: “I just knew it was genetic,” she said, seated beside her two sons, both avowed Republicans. “I just knew nobody would actually choose that lifestyle!” When asked what the Republican lifestyle was, she said, “Well, you can just tell from watching TV, like at the convention in Houston: the loud outfits, the flaming xenophobia, the flamboyant demagogy — you know.” Both sons said they had suspected their Republicanism from an early age but did not confirm it until they were in college, when they became convinced it wasn’t just a phase they were going through. Despite the near certainty of the medical community about Republicanism’s genetic origins, troubling issues remain. The Nurture article offered no response to the suggestion that the startling high incidence of Republicanism among siblings could result from the fact that they hare not only genes but also psychological and emotional attitudes, being the products of the same parents and family dynamics. And it remains to be explained why so many avowed Democrats are known to vote Republican occasionally — or at least to fantasize about doing so. Polls show that three out of five adult Democrats admit to having had a Republican experience. In well-adjusted people, however, this experimentation rarely outlasts adolescence. Surprisingly, some Republican activists hail the findings as a step forward rather that as an invitation to more conservophobia. They agree than since Republicans didn’t “choose” their unwholesome lifestyle any more that someone “chooses” to have a ski-jump nose, they shouldn’t be denied civil rights to which normal people are entitled. Other Republicans, recalling 19th century studies that “proved” the mental inferiority of blacks, find the frenzied search for the biological cause of Republicanism pointless, if not downright sinister. But for most real Americans, the discovery opens a window on a brighter tomorrow. In a few years, gene therapy could eradicate Republicanism altogether. If conservatism is not the result of sheer orneriness (as many suspect) but is something Republicans can’t help and probably even don’t like, there’s no reason why we shouldn’t tolerate Republicans in the military or even high elected office — provided they don’t flaunt their political beliefs.

What do they call Clinton’s zipper?

The “U.S. Open”

Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Republican in the road?

A: Vultures will eat the skunk.

A – Bill Clinton
B – Warren G. Harding
C – Andrew Jackson
D – Thomas Jefferson
E – Lyndon B. Johnson
F – John F. Kennedy
G – Franklin D. Roosevelt
H – George Washington

1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked about being too wasted to “push the button” in case of nuclear attack?

2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist in the Miss America pageant?

3. Which president had sex with one of his secretaries stretched out atop a desk in the oval office?

4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a slave who was his wife’s half sister?

5. Which president called his mistress “Pookie”?

6. Which president married a woman who hadn’t yet divorced her first husband, and was branded an “adulterer” during his re-election campaign?

7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor’s wife while he was engaged to someone else?

8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady’s personal secretary?

9. Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat closet – at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the hysterical first lady from attacking them?

10. Which president had sex in a closet while telling his partner about the *other* president who did the same in a closet? (The one from Question 9)?

11. Which vice president was ticked off because he felt that HIS record of sexual conquests was much more “impressive” (i.e. numerous) than the President’s?

12. Which future president, while a college student, enjoyed showing off his p***s (which he named Jumbo)?

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ANSWERS

1. F
2. A
3. E
4. D
5. A
6. C
7. H, E
8. G, F
9. B
10. F
11. E
12. E

All the women in Iraq have shaved off their pubic hair in protest… Their plackards say”Read our lips… no more Bush!””

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