Category: politics

One day in easter town the little funny frog was hoppin along the road and then he died. he wasnt happy anymore

the end

Seems Bill wasted all that energy running for President.
He thought they said the “Oral” Office.

Let’s play “Swallow the leader”

15. Putting the HIP back in Hypocrisy

14. Adultery with Dignity

13. $40 million is peanuts compared to what *they* want to give poor folks!

12. Moraler Then Thou!

11. Let’s Get Ready To Stumblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!

10. Please, don’t squeeze the Chairman

9. 3% More Ethical Than the Other Guys

8. We Love to Pry, and it Shows

7. 1000 Points of Spite

6. LALALALA! We’re Not Listening!!!!

5. Your choice, America: Vote Republican or roast in hell.

4. The New GOP — Now with Black folks!

3. Upholding Principle and Truth Since 1998

2. With our finger on the pulse of the American peop… Strom? Strom?!

1. Impeachment: Because the Secret Service Won’t Let Us Get Close Enough To Lynch

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Q: What does Clinton need to stop the white water?A: A water gate.

VP Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy . . .
. . . on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over to the child and says,
“What’s in the box kid?”
To which the little boy says, “Kittens, they’re brand new kittens.”
Al Gore laughs and says, “What kind of kittens are they?”
“Democrats,” the child says.
“Oh that’s cute,” Al says and he runs off.
A couple of days later Al is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies
the same boy with his box just ahead. Al says to Bill, “You gotta check this
out” and they both jog over to the boy with the box.
Al says, “Look in the box Bill, isn’t that cute? Look at those little kittens.
Hey kid tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are.”
The boy replies, “They’re Republicans.”
“Whoa!”, Al says, “I came by here the other day and you said they were
Democrats. What’s up?”
“Well,” the kid says, “Their eyes are open now.”

A pair of congressmen met for lunch to hash out their political differences. Ten minutes into the meal, one angrily pounded the table. “You’re lying!” he shouted.
“Of course I’m lying,” the other said, “but hear me out.”

Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?A: Handcuffs.

If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the
same?

Why is it that in America:

1. Why is it that you can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?

2. Why is it that there are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink?

3. Why is it that drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

4. Why is it that people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke?

5. Why is it that banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters?

6. Why is it that we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?

7. Why is it that we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place?

8. Why is it that we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?

9. Why is it that we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well? (After all, Poli’ in Latin means ‘many’ and ‘tics’ means ‘bloodsucking creatures’.)

10. Why is it that they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?

You’re afraid of the liberal media.

Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: They’ve been having turkey for years.