Q: Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
Category: one liners
Why is lemon juice made
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
BATCH – A group, kinda
BATCH – A group, kinda like a herd.
Man’s Intelligence
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?
Divorced.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Calamjo
Eat with the stars
What a rip-off! Once I ate in a Hollywood restaurant that had a big sign outside’ “EAT WITH THE STARS.”
Turns out the restaurant was a converted planetarium.
We must silence those who
We must silence those who oppose freedom of speech.
Jackson & Glitter
Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?
A. I’ll swap you a 10 for two fives
But but he said she
But but he said she said I could . . .
Chins
Why do women have chins?
For men to rest their balls on.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Santa’s gardens
Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
Making beer
How do frogs make beer?
Like everybody else. They start with some hops…
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
If we learn by our
If we learn by our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education.