Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Category: one liners
An archeologist is a scientist
An archeologist is a scientist whose career lies in ruins.
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I get enough exercise just
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Question Authority.
Question Authority.
Why do they call it
Why do they call it a TV set when there’s only one?
Stop smoking
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
Fill his water bed with gasoline.
Some grow with responsibility, others
Some grow with responsibility, others just swell.
Work hard and save your
Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will
be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
Wasting time is an important
Wasting time is an important part of life.
Bumper Sticker #119
Horn broken, watch for finger.
Light travels faster than sound.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak
How do you tell when you run out of invisible…
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?