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Never lick a gift horse

Posted on November 11, 2015November 11, 2007 by admin

Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.

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An archeologist is a scientist

Posted on November 10, 2015November 10, 2007 by admin

An archeologist is a scientist whose career lies in ruins.

Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com

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I get enough exercise just

Posted on November 9, 2015November 9, 2007 by admin

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

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Question Authority.

Posted on November 8, 2015November 8, 2007 by admin

Question Authority.

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Why do they call it

Posted on November 7, 2015November 7, 2007 by admin

Why do they call it a TV set when there’s only one?

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Stop smoking

Posted on November 7, 2015November 7, 2007 by admin

What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?

Fill his water bed with gasoline.

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Some grow with responsibility, others

Posted on November 7, 2015November 7, 2007 by admin

Some grow with responsibility, others just swell.

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Work hard and save your

Posted on November 6, 2015November 6, 2007 by admin

Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will
be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.

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Wasting time is an important

Posted on November 6, 2015November 6, 2007 by admin

Wasting time is an important part of life.

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Bumper Sticker #119

Posted on November 5, 2015November 5, 2007 by admin

Horn broken, watch for finger.

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Light travels faster than sound.

Posted on November 4, 2015November 4, 2007 by admin

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak

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How do you tell when you run out of invisible…

Posted on November 3, 2015November 3, 2007 by admin

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

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