People who push both elevator buttons should get their wish.
Category: one liners
Why do the signs that
Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running
child?
Medicine is like advise, easy
Medicine is like advise, easy to give, hard to take.
Sex is nobody’s business except the three…
Sex is nobody’s business except the three people involved.
Hostage
What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by yisman
It is a miracle that
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
If Olive oil comes from
If Olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Latest survey shows that 3
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the
world’s population.
Bumper Sticker #103
No radio. Already stolen.
Psychiatrists say that one out
Psychiatrists say that one out of five people are mentally ill. If
four of your friends are OK, then you’re the one.
The problem with getting a
The problem with getting a life is making the payments.
Silence
What’s the best thing about a blow job?
The 15 minutes of silence!
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis