How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Category: one liners
Dog
What do you call a dog with a cold?
A germy shepherd.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
Why doesn’t DOS ever say
Why doesn’t DOS ever say “EXCELLENT command or filename!”
Hard work has a future
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!
Press any key… no, no,
Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
I’m not into working out.
I’m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
18 legs and two tits
Q: What has 18 legs and two tits?A: The Supreme Court
Does that screwdriver belong to
Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
Pigmy rapist
What do you call a pigmy rapist?
A little fucker about 3 feet tall!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
You can’t tell which way
You can’t tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
Mine-sniffing dogs
The Army announced this week they are now training mine-sniffing dogs to go to Iraq.
How bad do you have to screw up at obedience school to get that job?
-Jay Leno
Barking mad
When you pat a dog on its head, it will wag his tail.
What will a goose do?
Make him bark!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo and yisman