When I was a kid, I never played doctor with the girl next door. I used to play comedian with the girl next door. It’s just like doctor, but with a lot more fooling around.
Category: one liners
Do you need a silencer
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If white wine goes with
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
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Bumper Sticker #116
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
A wise farmer never milks
A wise farmer never milks a bull.
Why are there interstate highways
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Rambo at Christmas
Q: What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with Rambo?
A: You get a Gung-Ho Ho-Ho that, if your naughty, will be after your ass-Ho.
Box
What’s the definition of a vagina?
The box a penis “comes” in.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
“So you’re a feminist… Isn’t
“So you’re a feminist… Isn’t that cute.”
Good Girl or Nice girl?
What is the difference between a good girl and a nice girl?A nice girl goes out on a date, goes home, and goes to bed. A good girl goes out on a date, goes to bed, and then goes home.
Why is phonics not spelled
Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds? >