Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?
Category: one liners
If you jog backwards, will
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
Electric Trains
Q: Why are electric trains like a mother’s breasts?
A: They were both designed for the kids, but it’s the fathers who are always playing with them.
Elephant tampons
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
To err is human;
To err is human; to admit it is not.
Smash forehead on keyboard to
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue …
Bank
Q. What do you call a sperm bank inside of a castle?
A. Kingdom Cum
Pilots with V.D.
How did the entire squadron of Navy pilots get V.D.?
They all made landings on the same carrier.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tanatilazing
Womens breasts
What do toys and womens breasts have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with
Snow blower
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snow blower coming.
Submitted by Clark Kent
Edited by Yisman
Clean rooms are boring.
Clean rooms are boring.
Rich or poor it’s good
Rich or poor it’s good to have money.