If you go outside with your umbrella, then it will stop raining.
Category: one liners
Photographic memory
Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some don’t have film.
He who hesitates is sometimes
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine….
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
How do you breathe
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
“How do you breathe through that thing?”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Pride is what we have.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
There is only one thing
There is only one thing that money cannot buy – Poverty!
"This won’t hurt, I promise."
“This won’t hurt, I promise.”
Dogs believe they are human.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Did you hear about the
Did you hear about the dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a
goat?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Money can’t buy happiness
Money can’t buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.