When their numbers dwindled from 50 down to 8,
the remaining dwarfs began to suspect ‘Hungry’
Category: one liners
Old Women
Q: What do old women have between their breasts that young women don’t?
A: A bellybutton!
This sentence no verb.
This sentence no verb.
Then there was the undertaker
Then there was the undertaker who signed all his letters with “Eventually
yours.”
What’s the difference
What’s the difference between light and hard?
You can’t go to bed with the light on.
It’s possible that my whole
It’s possible that my whole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a warning to others.
-Ashleigh Brilliant
Everyone has a photographic memory.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don’t have film.
When I go to heaven,
When I go to heaven, I want to see my grandpa again. But he better have
lost the nose hair and the old-man smell.
Even the future’s not what
Even the future’s not what it used to be.
Picnic
Man: “Do you know the difference between a penis and a chicken leg?”
Woman: “No.”
Man: “Well, do you want to go for a picnic?”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
Don’t make a fool out
Don’t make a fool out of me – I’m doing OK by myself!
Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com
A husband is someone who
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he
just cleaned the whole house.
Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com