“Rap” is to “music” as “Etch-A-Sketch” is to “fine art”.
Category: one liners
Lady fingers
Nobody gives you honest value for your money anymore.
Yesterday I bought a package of lady fingers—half of them were toes.
Talent is the ability to convince people you…
Talent is the ability to convince people you have it.
Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit…
Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.
Don’t be so open-minded — your brains will…
Don’t be so open-minded — your brains will fall out.
Never underestimate the power of
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
A successful man is a
A successful man is a clod just like you who worked harder.
The Eternal Question
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong? Only if he is silly enough to repeat what he just said!
Why do we say something
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Lice On A Bald Man
What do you call lice on a bald man’s head?
Homeless.
A stranger is just a
A stranger is just a friend you don’t know
Smile, it makes people wonder
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.