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“Rap” is to “music” as

Posted on March 25, 2016March 25, 2010 by admin

“Rap” is to “music” as “Etch-A-Sketch” is to “fine art”.

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Lady fingers

Posted on March 25, 2016March 25, 2010 by admin

Nobody gives you honest value for your money anymore.

Yesterday I bought a package of lady fingers—half of them were toes.

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Talent is the ability to convince people you…

Posted on March 25, 2016March 25, 2010 by admin

Talent is the ability to convince people you have it.

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Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit…

Posted on March 24, 2016March 24, 2010 by admin

Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

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Don’t be so open-minded — your brains will…

Posted on March 23, 2016March 23, 2010 by admin

Don’t be so open-minded — your brains will fall out.

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Never underestimate the power of

Posted on March 20, 2016March 20, 2010 by admin

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

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A successful man is a

Posted on March 20, 2016March 20, 2010 by admin

A successful man is a clod just like you who worked harder.

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The Eternal Question

Posted on March 19, 2016March 19, 2010 by admin

If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong? Only if he is silly enough to repeat what he just said!

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Why do we say something

Posted on March 18, 2016March 18, 2010 by admin

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

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Lice On A Bald Man

Posted on March 18, 2016March 18, 2010 by admin

What do you call lice on a bald man’s head?

Homeless.

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A stranger is just a

Posted on March 17, 2016March 17, 2010 by admin

A stranger is just a friend you don’t know

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Smile, it makes people wonder

Posted on March 16, 2016March 16, 2010 by admin

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

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