Category: one liners

You can’t have everything, where would you put it?

During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not
putting on your armor because you were “just going down to the corner.”

I didn’t claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.
“So many channels. . .
So little choice.

Q: What do you call a one legged dog?
A: It dont matter he wont come anyway.

The square root of 5 is 2 for small values of 5.

Save Water – Take a bath with your neighbor’s daughter

Don’t eat with your mouth full.

What’s an Australian kiss?

The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?

During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.

Q: What’s the difference between a condom and a coffin?
A: They both hold stiffs, but one’s coming and one’s going!

Those who think it’s tough to make a living as a writer of fiction have
obviously never cheated on their income tax.

I hate graffiti. In fact, I hate all Italian food.