Category: one liners

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?

My reality check bounced!

If Anita Bryant married Moby Dick… her name would be?

What’s Lassie’s favorite food?

Collie flour.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.

I’ve changed my mind a dozen times. It seems to work better now.

If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?

Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

Love comes in spurts.

Modesty is one of my more outstanding qualities.

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

If it wasn’t for my faults, I’d be perfect.