Category: one liners

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Courage is your greatest present need.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some
old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

What does Kodak film have in common with condoms?

Both capture the moment.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

According to my calculations the problem doesn’t exist.

He was such a poor sailor tht he got seasick at the sight of salt water
taffy.

Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?

A: Miracle Whip.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci

You have to take the bad with the worst.

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?