Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Category: one liners
It may be that your
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
Support
What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts!
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Dancing Tissue
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!
Did you hear about the
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Honk if you love peace
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Young Man: Why do philosophers
Young Man: Why do philosophers ask so many questions?
Crazy People in the Forest
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Cross the Atlantic
Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide!
Save the whales, collect the
Save the whales, collect the whole set.
How can there be self-help
How can there be self-help groups?
If God had intended for
If God had intended for us to run around naked,
he would have made our skin fit better.
-Maureen Murphy