Category: one liners

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue …

He has a small piece of brain lodged in his skull

Support Cannibalism — Eat Me!

It was all so different before everything changed.

-Ashleigh Brilliant

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Your photographs do you an injustice. They all look like you!

Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com

Q: What is the difference between a regular faggot and a midget faggot?
A: Regulars come out of the closet; midgets come out of the cupboard.

I’m not as think as you drunk I am

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl
Scout cookies made out of?

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A: A bingo machine.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci

Ya mamma is like traintracks….

She gets laid around the country!