The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loose in the nut behind the wheel.
Category: one liners
Don’t blame me, I’m from
Don’t blame me, I’m from Uranus.
I’ve learned that it takes
I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
Never raise your hands to
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Never make anything simple and
Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found
to make it complex and wonderful.
Only two?
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
The knack of flying
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
– Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxiy
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I’m not athletic
Personally, I’m not the athletic type. I once sprained my wrist while reading “Sports Illustrated.”
Atheist problem
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
I wished the buck stopped
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
When throwing rocks at seabirds,
When throwing rocks at seabirds, leave no tern unstoned.
When painting baboons, leave no stern untoned.
Michael Jackson
What has Action Man got in common with Michael Jackson?
Both are white, made of plastic and have small parts that could choke young children!
Submitted by Carly
Edited by Curtis