Category: one liners

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering..

I just hope God grades on a curve.

I’m a member of the immoral minority.

It seemed like a silly idea at first,
but now I sleep much better with my eyes closed!

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

How many people do you know who have actually READ their entire
insurance policy and are prepared to discuss it intelligently?

-Richard Guindon

Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com

Obviously you are unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts
into your blighted and retarded world view.

The management of this establishment is not responsible.

My parents were so poor they got married for the rice.

Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!

Any philosophy that can be put “in a nutshell” belongs there.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A power failure!!

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis