Category: one liners

What’s the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?

They both perceive time as an abstract concept.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

Just remember… You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the
neighbor’s car!

Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com

Know what to call the stuff that collects in the crotch of a woman’s panties?Clitty litter.

Help support helpless victims of computer error.

Did you hear about the flower arranger’s children?

One was a budding genius, the other was a blooming idiot!

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

“Heads” I win, “tails” you lose…

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

I dont have a joke link, I make my jokes from scratch.

“Beer is for idiots, relatives are an exception.”

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I
don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on
the last day of their life?

Q: What do the gynecologist and the Pizza delivery man have in common?
A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it.

Chicken Little only has to be right once.