What’s the difference between a rock star and a pig?
A pig won’t stay up all night to screw a rock star.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
Category: one liners
Blind Guy
Q.How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It’s not hard.
667, Neighbor of the Devil.
667, Neighbor of the Devil.
My sister used to work
My sister used to work for the government, but now she has seniority.
Although the moon is less
Although the moon is less than half the size of the earth,
it is further away.
Violin vs Viola
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist’s head is so much bigger.
Ya gotta feel sorry for
Ya gotta feel sorry for all them convicts in New Hampshire, stampin’
out license plates that say “Live free or Die.”
Two Holes
Why do women have two holes so close together?
In case you miss.
Smoking
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
On their faces
Why don’t chickens wear underwear?
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Sex is only dirty when
Sex is only dirty when it’s done right.
Pain in the neck
Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the party?
He was a pain in the neck.