Category: one liners

Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

Ask not for whom the bell tolls,
and you will pay only the station-to-station rate.

Never lie down with a woman who’s got more troubles than
you.

It takes leather balls to play rugby.

If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, ‘What did you do?’

Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.

The New York state bird should be the mosquito.

It was so hot that Michael Jackson went out for ice cream by himself!

British public toilets have a large gap between the door and the floor.

In one of them, I spotted the following graffiti: ‘Beware of the Irish limbo dancer’.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing

Life in the fast lane isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Nearly everyone
passes on the right nowadays anyway.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with….The other is used to carry groceries.

Smile. . . tomorrow will be worse.