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Smile, it’s the second best
Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips
Real women don’t have hot
Real women don’t have hot flashes, they have power surges.
Smooth
Men are like…..Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Christin
Pay for pizza
Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your porch?
A: Pay for the pizza.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
Words can not describe the
Words can not describe the deep feelings I have for you …
But “Bitch” comes pretty close.
Airfix model
What’s the difference between David Beckham and a new Airfix model?
One’s a glueless kit…
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
Dain bramaged.
Dain bramaged.
Hancock-a-doodle-doo
What would you get if you crossed the first signer of the Declaration of Independence with a rooster?
John Hancock-a-doodle-doo!
If you can’t drink and
If you can’t drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Skyjacking
What’s the definition of skyjacking?
A hand job at 32,000 feet.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown
Smith & Wesson: The original
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.