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Category: one liners
Death is life’s way of
Death is life’s way of telling you you’ve been fired.
Familiarity breeds children.
Familiarity breeds children.
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You look intelligent. However
You look intelligent. However when you open your mouth the effect is spoiled.
24 hours in a day…24
24 hours in a day…24 Diet Cokes in a case…coincidence?
Southern DOS: Y’all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Southern DOS: Y’all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
Deja Moo
Deja Moo:
The feeling that you’ve heard this bullshit before.
Iraqi fighter pilots
Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
You only have to teach them to take off.
Salesman
Is this guy a salesman?
He could sign Paris Hilton up for a dating service.
If you’re always right, something’s
If you’re always right, something’s wrong.
Old soldiers never die.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Doesn’t ‘expecting the unexpected” make
Doesn’t ‘expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?