Deja Moo:The feeling that you’ve heard this bullshit before.
Category: one liners
Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, tension mounted… and rode off.
Bingo sign
How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
Put up a Bingo sign.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
If you don’t like the
If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.
If Mama Cass had given
If Mama Cass had given Karen Carpenter half of
that ham sandwich they would both be alive today.
Lesbian Ice Cream
Q: What do you get when you mix lesbians and ice cream?
A: A Klondike Bar!
Penguin
What’s grey?
A melted penguin.
“I may not be totally
“I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.”
-Ashleigh Brilliant
Texans are living proof that Indians screwed…
Texans are living proof that Indians screwed buffaloes.
If all the world is
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids.
They’ll choose your nursing home.
It is better to rule
It is better to rule in hell, then to serve in Heaven.