I tried runway modeling once.
Boy was that a disaster… they won’t let me in that airport ever again!
Category: one liners
Insensitive
What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
Man.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
I is a college student.
I is a college student.
Frigid
How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid?When you open her legs, the lights go on.
Unless you’re the lead dog,
Unless you’re the lead dog, your view doesn’t change.
Who is General Failure and
Who is General Failure and why’s he reading my disk?
I’ve learned that we don’t
I’ve learned that we don’t have to ditch bad friends because
their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
Why is it that when
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down
the volume on the radio?
If you would lift me,
If you would lift me, you must be on higher ground.
Why is it called lipstick
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Sure, everyone wants to save
Sure, everyone wants to save the whales, but not one voice is raised
on behalf of the plankton!
-Richard Guindon
Short cut
Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman