Q: What has three teeth and sixty feet?
A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Category: one liners
Pooh
Why did Tigger go searching in the restroom?
He was looking for Pooh!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by bluelagoon
Bermuda triangle
Q: What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A: They have both swallowed a lot of seamen.
Submitted by curtis
Edited by calamjo
Don’t be so open-minded —
Don’t be so open-minded — your brains will fall out.
Lucky dogs
Why do dogs put their noses in women’s crotches?
Because they can.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
Open mind
I use to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Tear to your eyes
What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that’ll bring a tear to your eye!
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by curtis and Tantilazing
There is nothing so asinine
There is nothing so asinine that it won’t be used in a TV commercial.
I used to be an
I used to be an agnostic, but now I’m not so sure.
What matters is not the
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the
magic in the stick.
Arkansas High Schools
Q: Why can’t they have sex ed and drivers ed on the same day in Arkansas high schools?
A: It’s too hard on the mule!
98 Legs
What has 98 legs & 23 teeth?
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.