Category: one liners

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

. . . and ties go to the winner.

Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can take you a long way
from misery.

Look out for #1. Don’t step in #2 either.

Sharing is fun, unless its your own stuff.

2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Q: How do you stop a clown from smiling?
A: Hit him in the face with an axe.

There are two sides to every issue, and I always agree with both.

Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7, 8, 9. !!!!!!!!!!

Earn cash in your spare time — blackmail friends.

The more I miss it, the meaner I get!!