Why do vampires eat in transport cafes?
They can eat for necks to nothing in them.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Category: one liners
Gravity is because the earth
Gravity is because the earth sucks.
78.2% of all statistics are
78.2% of all statistics are meaningless.
Arachnoleptic fit
Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
Which Position?
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
“…Took two Alka-Seltzer. Thought
“…Took two Alka-Seltzer. Thought I was gonna die.”
4 Potatoes
Q: If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?
A: The one that’s labeled “IDAHO”
When in doubt, don’t bother.
When in doubt, don’t bother.
Why do we drive on
Why do we drive on the parkways, and park on the driveways?
Ever wonder if illiterate people
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Worthless
Why is a degree like a condom?
It’s rolled up when you get it, it represents a lot of effort, and it’s worthless the next day!
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Without an asshole
What do you call a woman without an asshole?
Divorced.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Calamjo