Just when you thought you were winning the rat race
along come faster rats.
Category: one liners
Bumper Sticker #124
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
Bad breath
Your breath’s so stinky, I don’t know whether I should give you a breath mint or toilet paper!
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
Perfect Wife
No.1 said “I have the perfect wife. She is an Angel”
No.2 replied, “How lucky for you. Mines still alive.”
When your pet bird sees
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why
you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Was it good?
After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?”
She said “I don’t think this was good for anybody!”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Eschew obfuscation.
Eschew obfuscation.
Why are a ‘wise man’
Why are a ‘wise man’ and a ‘wise guy’ opposites?
Sumo wrestler
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So nobody will mistake them for lesbians.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
On the other hand, you
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Bowlegged
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis