What is long, hard, and filled with seamen?
A submarine.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Category: one liners
All computers wait at the
All computers wait at the same speed.
A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead….
A bird in the hand is safer than two overhead.
If you think the problem
If you think the problem is bad now. . .
just wait until we’ve solved it.
A husband is someone who
A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he
just cleaned the whole house.
Exchange
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift to women?
Exchange him.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
Virtual reality is its own
Virtual reality is its own reward.
Graffitti seen in Pompeii :
Graffitti seen in Pompeii : Everyone writes on the walls but me.
If you don’t let me
If you don’t let me make you happy,
I’ll make you suffer.
-Ashleigh Brilliant
My play was a complete
My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.
IRS … Leach?
Q: What’s the difference between a leach and the IRS?
A: The leach will leave you alone when you die!!!
When you’re swimming in the
When you’re swimming in the creek and an
eel bites your cheek, that’s a moray!