Category: one liners

What do a cobra and a two inch cock have in common?

Nobody wants to fuck with either of them.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown

“It was hell,” recalls former child.

Inform all troops that communications have completely broken down.

-Ashleigh Brilliant

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?

A: Several children have fingered him.

Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.

Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.

Surf Nebraska!

What do the vacuum “dirt devil” and viagra have in common?

They both put the power of an upright in the palm of your hand.

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

You are so sweet you took Hershey Chocolate out of buisness

Q: Why did the condom cross the road?

A: Because he was pissed off!

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis

How do men define a “50/50” relationship?

Women cook, men eat; women clean, men get dirty; women iron, men wrinkle.

Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Calamjo

Q: What is the difference between a geneologist and a gynecologist?

A: A geneologist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci