We are born naked, wet, and hungry.
Then things get worse.
Category: one liners
Barred
Did you hear about the nympho at the hotel pool?
She was barred from the area after the lifeguard saw her go down for the third time.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Sex like air
How is sex like air?
It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
It is hard to understand
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised
its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Two peanuts were walking down
Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted.
The gene pool could use
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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Cheerleaders
Why does the University of Missouri�s football field have artificial grass?
So the cheerleaders won�t graze at halftime.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
Is a detective story about
Is a detective story about frogs a “croak and dagger” story?
Things are more like they
Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
The Universe is a figment
The Universe is a figment of its own imagination.
Despite the cost of living,
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Genetic manipulation
What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey?
Drumsticks for everybody!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo