How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm?
Wipe your dick on the curtains.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
Category: one liners
Let’s organize an anarchy
Let’s organize an anarchy
Horton actually heard…
Horton actually heard the Who, but Dr. Suess was afraid that his
sales would slip if parents thought he condoned rock music.
Sucker!
Why did god give women nipples?
To make suckers out of men.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown
My wife
My wife gave me a sweatshirt and a peice of ass for my birthday and they were both too big.
Beauty is in the eye
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
In the city today the
In the city today the temperature rose to 180 degrees. This sudden
rise of temperature was responsible for the intolerable heat.
The easiest way to refold
The easiest way to refold a road map is differently.
Every four seconds a woman
Every four seconds a woman has a baby.
Our problem is to find this woman and stop her.
We have enough youth –
We have enough youth – how about a fountain of smart?
Three strikes
There’s some talk about changing California’s three strikes and you’re out law.
You know who really wants it changed?
The Dodgers.
Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?…
Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?