Category: one liners

If your parents didn’t have children,
chances are you won’t either.

What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?A little red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.

People who live in stone houses shouldn’t throw glass.

Astronomy is looking up.

What has four balls and eats aunts?

Two Uncles

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Where there’s a will…there’s a relative.

When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour
slowly so as not to “bruise” the fruit of the vine. If drinking directly
from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

It was all so different before everything changed.

-Ashleigh Brilliant

Then there was the insomniac prowler who was convicted of resisting a rest…

What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A little red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.