“I always try to avoid cliche’s like the plague!”
-Rev. Wang Zeep
Category: one liners
Masturbate?
Why do men masturbate?
It’s sex with someone they love.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing
Did you hear about the
Did you hear about the guy who thought asphalt was a rectal problem?
Cats are smarter than dogs.
Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow.
Show me a man who
Show me a man who always has two feet on the ground,
and I’ll show you a man who can’t take his pants off.
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
A preposition is a bad
A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.
And a conjunction is a bad thing to begin a sentence with.
Spray Paint
Why are men and spray paint alike?
One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Submitted by Glaci
EDited by Calamjo
I’m defending her honor, which
I’m defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
To die penniless… is either
To die penniless… is either perfect timing, or a hell of a budget!
Why ET has big eyes
Question: Why are E.T.’s eyes so big?
Answer: Because he saw the phone bill!
When you do a good
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case Heaven is like the IRS.