Category: one liners

Deep Throat has gone public.

Yup, Paris Hilton’s getting married.”

-Jay Leno

Q: Why Do Bulldogs Have Flat Faces?
A: Because The Keep On Chasing PARKED CARS!!

Dopelar effect (n.) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Friends don’t let Friends drive Naked.

Joke found on http://www.randomjoke.com

Why did the condom fly across the roomIt got pissed off!

My kid had sex with your honor student.

Mind over matter… if you don’t mind it doesn’t matter.

I said no to drugs, but they didn’t listen!

If anything can go wrong, it will.

For the man who has everything. . .
A calendar to remind
him when his payments are due.

Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.

Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.