Q. Why do married men like blowjobs so much?
A. 15 minutes of silence.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Category: one liners
His home is free of
His home is free of mice and cockroaches — they refuse to live in the
same place as him.
What’s blue & fluffy
What’s blue and fluffy?
Blue fluff.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
Maybe we should elect officials
Maybe we should elect officials not for what they stand for, but for what
they don’t stand for.
Phone sex
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
If you are cross-eyed and
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
The grass is always greener
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence,
but when you get over there you find out it has to be mowed.
Shot in the woods
Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?
A. No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.
Why do they report power
Why do they report power outages on TV?
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender…
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “Why the long face?”
90% of being smart, is knowing what you’re…
90% of being smart, is knowing what you’re dumb at.
DeepThroat
Deep Throat has gone public.
Yup, Paris Hilton’s getting married.”
-Jay Leno