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Category: one liners

Survival

Posted on August 18, 2018August 18, 2008 by admin

How can one believe in survival of the fittest when you look at
some of the people running around in jogging shorts?

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Elephant Man

Posted on August 18, 2018August 18, 2008 by admin

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How do you breathe through that thing?

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A closed mouth gathers no

Posted on August 16, 2018August 16, 2008 by admin

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

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Camera and condom’s

Posted on August 15, 2018August 15, 2008 by admin

What’s the similarity between a camera and a condom?

They’re both used to catch those special moments!

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One inch penis

Posted on August 15, 2018August 15, 2008 by admin

What do you call a guy with a one inch penis?

Justin.

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

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So old

Posted on August 14, 2018August 14, 2008 by admin

Yo momma so old her birth certificate expired!

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Creativity is the art of

Posted on August 13, 2018August 13, 2008 by admin

Creativity is the art of concealing your sources.

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This morning I woke up

Posted on August 12, 2018August 12, 2008 by admin

This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.
That’s the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.

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To be, or not to

Posted on August 11, 2018August 11, 2008 by admin

To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.

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Sex is like air, it’s

Posted on August 11, 2018August 11, 2008 by admin

Sex is like air, it’s not important until you aren’t getting any!

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Singing

Posted on August 10, 2018August 10, 2008 by admin

kitty

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Stressed

Posted on August 7, 2018August 7, 2008 by admin

“Doctor, please help me. I’m so stressed,” says the patient. “I keep losing my temper.”

“Tell me about your problem,” says the doctor.

To which the patient replies, “I just did, jackass!”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

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