How can one believe in survival of the fittest when you look at
some of the people running around in jogging shorts?
Category: one liners
Elephant Man
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. How do you breathe through that thing?
A closed mouth gathers no
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Camera and condom’s
What’s the similarity between a camera and a condom?
They’re both used to catch those special moments!
One inch penis
What do you call a guy with a one inch penis?
Justin.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
So old
Yo momma so old her birth certificate expired!
Creativity is the art of
Creativity is the art of concealing your sources.
This morning I woke up
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.
That’s the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.
To be, or not to
To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.
Sex is like air, it’s
Sex is like air, it’s not important until you aren’t getting any!
Singing
kitty
Stressed
“Doctor, please help me. I’m so stressed,” says the patient. “I keep losing my temper.”
“Tell me about your problem,” says the doctor.
To which the patient replies, “I just did, jackass!”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo