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Divorce

Posted on February 22, 2015February 22, 2007 by admin

“Ah, yes, divorce…,

From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet!”

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

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The best blanket is one

Posted on February 22, 2015February 22, 2007 by admin

The best blanket is one with two legs.

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Sex is one of the

Posted on February 20, 2015February 20, 2007 by admin

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the
other eight are unimportant.

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Malcolm X Shirt

Posted on February 19, 2015February 19, 2007 by admin

Your Mama is so fat, that when she wore a Malcolm X T-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on her!

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Just before someone gets nervous,

Posted on February 18, 2015February 18, 2007 by admin

Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in
their stomach?

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Fine day to work off

Posted on February 18, 2015February 18, 2007 by admin

Fine day to work off some excess energy.

Steal something heavy.

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Fairy tales: horror stories for

Posted on February 17, 2015February 17, 2007 by admin

Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality.

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Confused Archeologist

Posted on February 15, 2015February 15, 2007 by admin

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Food

Posted on February 15, 2015February 15, 2007 by admin

Why is food better than men?

Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.

Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Calamjo

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T. S. Eliot is an

Posted on February 14, 2015February 14, 2007 by admin

T. S. Eliot is an anagram of Toilets.

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Ouch

Posted on February 14, 2015February 14, 2007 by admin

Three men walked into a bar…

Ouch!

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

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Cops mistake

Posted on February 12, 2015February 12, 2007 by admin

Yesterday an arrest warrant was issued for Michael Jackson and today by mistake cops picked up Diana Ross.
—Jay Leno

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