“Ah, yes, divorce…,
From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet!”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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“Ah, yes, divorce…,
From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet!”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
The best blanket is one with two legs.
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the
other eight are unimportant.
Your Mama is so fat, that when she wore a Malcolm X T-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on her!
Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in
their stomach?
Fine day to work off some excess energy.
Steal something heavy.
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them use to reality.
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Why is food better than men?
Because you don’t have to wait an hour for seconds.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Calamjo
T. S. Eliot is an anagram of Toilets.
Three men walked into a bar…
Ouch!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
Yesterday an arrest warrant was issued for Michael Jackson and today by mistake cops picked up Diana Ross.
—Jay Leno