Q. What’s red and white and red and white and hard to swallow?
A. A fire engine sandwich.
Category: one liners
Forest Rangers
Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
Backups? We don’ NEED no
Backups? We don’ NEED no steenking backups.
Life is a waste of
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the
time and have the time of your life.
Some people cause happiness wherever
Some people cause happiness wherever they go;
Others, whenever they go.
A recent poll found that
A recent poll found that 50% of all lawyers graduated in
the bottom half of their class.
Erotic sex or kinky sex?
What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken
The New York state bird
The New York state bird should be the mosquito.
Sub
Q: What is long, hard, and full of seamen?
A: A submarine!
Anorexic
Q. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A. Quarter-pounder with cheese
Midget
What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
A little fucker about so tall.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Robin Williams
Robin Williams idea of a good time is to go to the beach, swim out fifty yards and yell “Fire!”