Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
It changes their blood type.
Category: one liners
Indecision may or may not
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
D.N.A.
Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
A: National Dyslexics Association.
Just say no! to sex
Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
The ozone layer or cheese
The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can…
Don’t make me choose.
Follow your dream! Unless it’s
Follow your dream! Unless it’s the one where you’re at work in your
underwear during a fire drill.
If a turtle didn’t have
If a turtle didn’t have a shell, would it be considered homeless?
When there’s a will, I
When there’s a will, I want to be in it!
Mary Poppins has moved to
Mary Poppins has moved to L.A. where she has opened a fortune-telling stand,
specializing in predicting future bad breath.
The sign outside reads: Super California Mystic – Expert: Halitosis.
The road to to success
The road to to success is always under construction.
Free the Heinz 57!
Free the Heinz 57!
Why is bra singular and
Why is bra singular and panties plural?